Humoring a Human [by wishcraft]

Thu, 08 Jul 2010 01:46:36 +0000

Helpful Guidance:: Humoring a Human
You know after all the years of growing up and study the TV and the various types of humor presented in it, I wonder if the reality of how the silly and directed humored approach of life on earth I wonder why we still haven't seen on the news something like a starship hovering next to something like the UN building in Europe and as an inorganic entity of the starship dimensionally approaching the building with its speaker and microphone system in a simple statement like "Ahh excuse me I have a complaint, is there somewhere I can fill out a form or join your United nations being a nation myself?"

Really if you need to study the intricacies of this finite form of diplomatic humor then please don't go past the following souces: Red Dwarf, Monty Python Flying Circus, Mr Bean - I think you will find using this form of approach in first contact senior organisation cause even thought I have been on your feet for eons and vise verse why I understand it is also the form of humor people like the UN about how pissed off they will be not just you about missing family and friends on earth.
I an really suggest you megaphone in the full monty a few of these to show that even a matured race can use the best weapon with us humor to lighten the crowd is always good.

Really as an embassy I am only sitting in at an unmanned station with my wife at the moment, this will eventually as favor to another individual that asked me once to claim this site in this multiple corridors of time so what happened when it was originally registered by an individual mind you I could have done that to twitter seeming we where talking about it in myhome.com.au before the domain was even registered.

Normally unless the cause is direr we and I don't intervene really i am only the domain registrar and the cost of this site was donated by my clients.

So will the EBE with the big red button please push the button and stand up.. I know as to you another EBE i have pushed mine.

The nice thing is america anti extraterrestrial laws only apply to them, the rest of the planet is and consist of both the primitive religious as you call it and the mixed type 2 civilians with the type 1 and primitive religious types which of course is a valid an just opinion when it was presented to me simply as part of the metric system used to gauge a species evolutionary basis.

How to Visit Area 51 [by wishcraft]

Sat, 12 Jun 2010 16:52:10 +0000

Helpful Guidance:: How to Visit Area 51
The Area 51 military installation in the deserts of Nevada is now more commonly known as Nellis Air Force Base. The Nevada Department of Transportation has given the highway that runs past the facility a special designation as the Extraterrestrial Highway. Strange lights abound in the area and some people think they may be UFOs.

I suggest if you are a tourist you avoid visiting military installations like this as they are only interested in research as this is what this facility is for. More likely if you have a spacecraft to take it from you and wash you down in hydrochloric acid or provide some foul inhuman treatment which would be against UN Sanctions on Human rites as we have been hearing.

Remember the term human even though it is used in reference predominately on earth to a homo-sapient sapient type 1 or otherwise, is loosely more termed to any homo-ped, You know 2 legs, 2 arms and a head of some description. This can also bee seen in popular scifi like star trek where a mixed species starship is described over the comms as a human vessel.

Anyway those instructions:

Drive the Nevada Extraterrestrial Highway, otherwise known as Route 375. The road runs 98 miles southeast from Warm Springs, Nevada on Highway 6 to Highway 93.
Stop at The Little A'Le'Inn in Rachel, Nevada for food, information and conversation. The owners and operators are happy to discuss supposed UFO sightings and legends surrounding Area 51. Pictures and sighting information are posted in the restaurant.
Visit the Area 51 mailbox located on the south side of the ET Highway just east of Rachel, Nevada. The mailbox is supposedly belongs to both the Air Force Base and also to a local farmer. It is the most photographed mailbox in the world. The idea is to let those who believe in UFO's write notes to aliens and place them in the alien drop box attached to the mailbox.
Camp or book a room at The Little A'Le'Inn. The Little A'Le'Inn is the only hotel along the highway. There are many camping options. Visit the Rachel, Nevada website for more information.
Stay up all night watching the sky for strange lights. The Air Force runs frequent training maneuvers, so chances are high that you will see something you can't explain, but is probably an Air Force aircraft on maneuvers.

Tips and Warning

Fill your gas tank before you get to Rachel, Nevada. There are no gas stations in town and the nearest station is 60 miles away in Ash Springs, Nevada.
Avoid driving at night. Local cows like to sleep on the warm highway after dark and they are difficult to see in the dark.
Do not cross any lines into the base. Nellis Air Force Base does not take kindly to strangers. Even if you only step a few feet onto the base plan on being taken into custody. Remember that even seemingly abandoned dirt roads along the perimeter of the base are being watched.

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